Head Above Hypocrisy's Hot Topics

Talk Less Run More

October 06, 2021 William Jeffery / Marcus Burnette Season 5 Episode 24
Head Above Hypocrisy's Hot Topics
Talk Less Run More
Show Notes Transcript

Season 5 finale episode, season recap 

Yeah, I watched a movie last night about a couple on a single engine airplane and the pilot had a heart attack right after takeoff and neither one of them knew how to fly. So that's kind of how I feel up in the air and I have no heading no GPS one of the engines is blown. And here we are just in the air anyway look I don't know where we're going I will I'm your captain will know cuz I'm your captain. I've had a heart attack. And that would be creepy. So I guess I'm one of the frightened passengers it has to learn how to fly a plane or die. Was there a flight and no, it was two people in a case of Rome. They were on some Island flying to another island. It was like it was it was an airplane. No one should have been in in the first place. The pilot was 100 years old heart problem. And yeah, well I'm Marcus and I guess in that analogy, I'm the case of Rome, and I'm excited to get this finale kicked off Episode 24 it is the finale of whatever season this might be 12 I don't remember. We've been doing this for a while. Just they're all the first season for me. Okay, okay. Okay, like the last season. Okay, not first tour Last summer I should tell Shikari Richards I wish she knew that the only options were first or last and she didn't come in first so she made sure to come in solid last there was no debate. Okay, well let's before we we get to the last episode of your season. Let's draw she probably take 1000 challenge into a race but she's really aggressive. I don't know why she gave that interview like well you know she she did the recap after the race and she was all out of breath like she just ran and clearly she didn't so I don't know why she was yelling into the microphone she jogged the race she should have had you know plenty of air to use her inside boys I thought that's why she ran so slow because she wanted to make a statement. I think she showed up the race to speak while she dropped the intro and then maybe you can hit her up and see if she's right she looked strong she got Angela Bassett arms I don't want to see my I think I think her overhand right is solid so I'm gonna go Yeah, I will not be contacting her but I you know I guess we can go ahead and let the intro roll I can see if the GPS will turn on figure out what we're gonna talk about on this finale as Angela Bassett so she could find out what her bicep is gonna try to do it probably could give scars and tips she got like in our I feel like her art help with the form. We're okay to touch back we couple episodes a few episodes back. And you know, we spoke about Shikari and how you know the media was making this big thing smoking right somewhere where you're allowed to smoke right and play the Olympics bander and that's not fair and then she came up last in one of the races it wasn't like she won so she can be like Haha, Soulja you know, she didn't even need to win I just wanted her to not be in dead last and then tell everybody that I'm still here. Well, maybe maybe she was she felt like people genuinely forgot that she was still in the race because she was so far behind right the rest of the runners. Hey guys, I know I came in last but I was participating in the race. I just wanted to make this but she was out of breath. I don't understand why she will the next day she called the experience somebody I mean that's I guess that's one way to put it. I would call it motivational if I ever was that much in last place. I would. I might pick up another I think there's got to be something else you can use running her running skills for right I mean, she played baseball, right? They gotta run basis. Yeah, but there's no like professional woman baseball. At least in America. She could move. So speaking motivation she got a couple of motivational words or motivational phrase from one of the world's fastest men who same boat. Mr. Hussein go faster. talk less. He said I will tell Shikari to train harder and to be focused and not to say much so just train hard and focus on that and try to come back to do it and then talk about it yeah, I think she spent more time prepping her response than running laps I mean if she did she was she needs a new coach or a new route or something because I mean well The good thing is you can't do worse than absolute last so she can only get better right like first she got caught smoking we she got suspended from the Olympics. And then she came back came in dead last that's pretty bunches you know bad is one can do. You know, on the up and up from here. Yeah. I don't think she could come in at like double Last I guess if they laughter well we'll find out another word for years I initially thought that's the thing about that's whatever you did think about well the good and bad thing about the let me she's got four years to like get figured out all the other well American sports you have I don't know three months like depending on you know how important your emails and or your Reuters yeah I don't remember I almost forgot already and to be honest I mean if you weren't doing this recap of the seasons we don't know what we done during the season as a finale I would never remember. It's Yeah, so you know, I know that she should be alright nobody remember nother update Did you hear about Did you finally hear the voice to Dr. Hibbert on the symptoms? No, I know I haven't watched The Simpsons since. I don't know Bob's burger came out. Okay, so I was like, Hi, Paul is just for your sake. I was watching The Simpsons the other day too. And I heard Dr. Hibbert voice terrible what they changed his voice when he had to marry animation reparation. All they really did that cake just Yes. Oh, no. So the guy that does most of the voices for the Cleveland Show, so they think that black people will feel better about their lives if all of their favorite cartoon character voices get ruined. They didn't even go out and get like a I know there's a black person out there that can do Dr. Hibbert. You know, like, Bill Cosby, I don't care just there's people who like have made a whole career out of voice acting, and I am sure there is a black person out there that does it. They got the raw heart. They got Kevin Michael Richardson to do it. He's got a lot of names. Kevin Michael Richardson is Cleveland Show but little quick Cleveland Jr. Oh, he's funny. He is funny. He's not Dr. Hibbert. No, he doesn't do the laugh. Right? You bet laughing the episode is just did you know Appu is not even in the show. That just removed him completely. They can't find someone in the end. Do they need an actual Indian person? What about to do for 40 year old version? Can he do something? He still is an Indian person? What can he do? Yes, these Indian. Whatever comes out of his mouth is the voice I know but Dr. Hebert has like a terrible black voice. Right? Well, cuz Dr. Hibbert doesn't have a traditional black voice he just has a goofy voice. Okay. upu is supposed to be a stereotypical you know, Indian convenience store voice so pretty much India anybody with an Indian accent have any kind of you know sort will do. I think Hank Aziz was doing a great job. Well, he happened to be a white guy. All the way white. His last name is what now? what's what's not was normal for him. I don't think there's 100% Caucasian I don't know any as easy as the only other Aziz. I know. is very Brown. He has a he was um, he has a lukewarm stand up. I can definitely see that. You know, Parks and Rec. Oh, yeah. Wait, that's sorry. He said his last name was was Eve. Yeah, no, I'm not a fan of him. I saw him. Funny. I saw him in scrubs. And he just hated this character. So it kind of just went along with it. He's on scrubs, like reoccurring? Yeah, he played like a doctor. That's racist. was racist. Indian adaptive. That's like the second stereotype below Asians. It's Indian like basketball. Who played basketball? Yes. You want to? Or is that a challenge? Are we going to cut the show? You want to go? Sorry? I'm ready. 10 minutes later. Basketball? sounded like a challenge to me. No, not quite. So. The other thing is I remember I believe one of your listeners pointed out they saw an entrepreneur commercial, or whatever it's called now like, yeah, the Miller pancake yard company. There's another I don't know what the name is. It's very cumbersome. Whatever it is. Did you see what you saw the commercial I didn't do? Well, he sent me a screenshot of his television Okay, and it looked like he was in a focus group for the commercial it looked unfinished because it had both branding. Yes. And that was it. Like there wasn't at the bottom just yeah, it was just like a flashy car. I was even like pancakes it wasn't even motion. It was like it was like a I don't know still motion post on Instagram. I know I understand. They did all that work. And they just gave us some text and two logos. They couldn't even that's that's how much they like they couldn't fully release her they had to like Alright, well what if we do both for people that still don't you know, it's still an entre my mother flavor you love just with a brand new name? I don't know anyone. And I've not met a person on this earth in my 38 years of roaming this planet, mostly, you know, in the greater Los Angeles area. But you know, I've run into a lot of people I've eaten a lot of breakfast. Yes. Okay. And I have been buying groceries for myself for over a decade, talking groceries with other parents and other adults. At no point has anyone discussed any sort of desire to specifically get Your mind was sir like it's not even that you just grabbed sir I don't think that branding is quite as as memorable as they think I'm in the color scheme is the same so I think if they hadn't told anybody no one would have even noticed this is very true people this is pancake syrup don't nobody care right? Where is that onto my man and the people that care about it are not buying at the moment they're trading Joe's getting you know, syrup from juice to treat somebody exactly $15 syrup All right, so the people that care or reading ingredients at ancient Aunt Jemima Miller cup, whatever you call it. liposome is not organic, non GMO, you know Jesus blessed syrup so the people that care about it are not checking for it and the people that are buying the syrup don't care what shape the bottle is or what's on the label they just want something sweet on pancakes because nobody wants dry as pancake I guess that makes sense. I think today you know they just they just if they want to go with the Miller thing then just do it and stop talking about it right? They just they've made such i think you know what is the detox effect all over again they didn't pick it up so much. Now people that were okay well what's it gonna look like Dan says it's supposed to you know, reversed 500 years of oppression and let me see this wonderful bottle of syrup you don't feel better now I had never I didn't use it before I'm not gonna use it. I guess I got it now as like a brand new taste less oppression unless it comes with a check. There is no reason for me to change my breakfast routine I come with a blank check. Not signed by anybody just like that's that's called notebook paper. That's not just that's just paper no I can see that. I don't I got plenty of paper I got two kids in an eloquent almost an element ones in first grade kindergarten all kind of construction paper in arts and crafts tools. I don't need anymore Just paper speaking to be kids. When kids don't get what they want. They usually throw tantrums right sometimes they throw tantrums when they get what they want. Okay, fair enough. Do what adults do tantrums they shouldn't right? I think the Karen's are perpetual tantrum but yeah adult totally all the time. What is it non caring? Like what's a regular white wouldn't say it's an ethnic ethnic Karen still Karen's are they like I know it's whatever the equivalent What is it equivalent like stereotypical angry black lady name? Okay, well this angry black lady in Philadelphia Shar quita I get your bootleg Did you hear about her and her pulling her gun out on the job oh no wait it was a one off yeah well we are we do be strapped so that's what trauma do to you just rolling around you never know when it might pop off you guys but that's not how that works. She pulled a gun and demanded that somebody better give give me my food. So are I can I see your Chipotle a story and I will raise you a waffle house story in which a waitress pulled her gun on a robber and stopped the robber from Robin because you know she had to finish her shift and she wouldn't you know with no foolishness. Texas Jessie's he beat it she beat him to the punch those in Texas The Robber got robbed stick up or got stuck up Florida it was some I think Georgia somewhere in the south. If that is the 100% last absolute last place if you're going Rob anywhere in the south. Yeah, especially in this I mean I wouldn't rob a waffle house anywhere to be honest like I'm not I wouldn't really run into a Roscoe out here. I don't know are you gonna get into a fight with it before you even get to like the last time and waffle houses are you know, a whole different thing on a whole nother level? I like the best we've got is Rosco and the last time I went to Roscoe I saw a waitress fighting accustomed like I walked in to I don't know round seven of a heavyweight 12 mile bow Yeah, it's like and pulling in a while they were fighting people were serving and taking orders around so commonplace. Why is Rosco well you know you know Susan in here tripping and Chiquita told her just wait I need to clean this glass Do you want your water in a dirty glass and she was like well I want it quickly and clean and then she threw the glass at it. And you know here we are, sadly sounds like an actual true story. And that is what happened I was new was this was years ago. But I think my sister This was back in the day I was still DJing and I went places. But if I hadn't been Roscoe since you came to the you came to the restaurant to see the fight but played me serving food. I foolishly came for chicken and waffles. I wanted no smoke. I came in with asthma lungs, please hold the smoke. And you know I sidestepped the fight number and I eventually did get them off but I was nervous. I ate quickly and left square quietly it was it was very unsettling experience. Now I get all my waffles from Denny's. Not the same. They don't fight in there. Yeah, no, they try not to leave without paying. Now don't do that to yourself. So This season we spoke a lot about we didn't drink enough getting money and just using that money to like purchase homes, purchase cities, develop new cities create robots this isn't science there asked me about slime city, I have not had a really difficult time trying to explain to her who Young Thug was and why. While his heart may be in the right place, his brain is incapable of bringing that idea to fruition. So he was like oh, let him try this. You know, the government doesn't know what they're doing. I'm like, Yeah, but you know, just given the keys from one dunce to another doesn't really, you know, that's not gonna get you to your destination. This is true. So speaking of that, I love I was just always reading. I really want the divider. It's gonna make hard for this to be filmed with the dividers so people know that we're COVID safe you got to have the floating piece of plastic catches all the virus I'm also back I mean the shirt I don't think clothing pieces of plastic. The next shirt I purchase from the website kind of No worries. So teenager right? You had a check for $60,000 some very irritating teenagers as a as a human species are irritating. Yeah, they're annoying, like so. Yeah, they're the worst things in the world. So teenagers their strong points what they're good at. They infuriated this teenager infuriated her family because she received a $60,000 inheritance check and the grandfather said hey, don't give anybody in your family a diamond this check well and the family saying this 19 year old who is refusing this with her inheritance with their sister better pony up have to know when she's following instructions probably for the first time that I live you know the life lesson maybe maybe should be a better person for it. Wow, this one this this one time following instructions is going to benefit me Maybe I'll start listening. You never know she she asked her quote that's how much it costs to educate a teenager six a lump sum of$60,000 well she asked her a question on Reddit. The Reddit forum state he asked her this case she literally had to read the question on Reddit is am I an asshole? Oh Who cares? What should be some people care that if you get$6,000 you don't care what your grandfather gave her the money because he said throughout the time he was sick for six months straight cheesy only took care of it doesn't matter if that's the only name he could remember it's her money now she do whatever she wants with it there's not I mean I don't think it's fair to judge people for how they spent something that is theirs right like as long as she's not you know buying humans or something you know completely just deplorable then I don't care if she buys What is it 1200 SpongeBob popsicles denim shorts with money there's no maybe maybe you should go and visit and maybe I don't know but like it's it's money that was never yours to begin with like to be mad about money that we were never going to get you just found out about like the kid out here like go go back to work to do like just that's it's not it was never going to be yours. So get over it. I don't that's let her do what she wants. It's weird. You know I don't think 19 year olds really need money like that but plenty of them have it so why not? Take it with him? He's done he's dead he gotta give it to somebody and apparently he like y'all so he gave it to her and that's it right it's like the dog no that's worse because the dog can spend it and then somebody is really gonna tell you well I've known some people that have like left their whole entire estate to like their cat that's we'll see that that wasn't that's easy to just argue no they're not competent What is it like they're not of sound mind and we know the person that gave the money to the cat I'm sorry I didn't know now we're suing cat because they got all the money right so that's right cuz they can sign the paperwork says all the money or we can even get a statement from whiskers Lord we're saying and that is why this is the finale because these might be the last one folks i think i think that that comment right there fractured the brain no be fine right yeah for brain fractures are okay. They only need half a brain these days. Just don't sleep that's your that's your professional diagnosis. Well that's all it takes is what is it six hours on Facebook and your medical professional these days? Well I'm not a medical professional but I play on the show everyone else does on the internet so you know it's good. But all it takes is some Facebook experience and strong opinions. Apparently you are well within your rights to to give wild medical information Yeah. Why not? Because that's the professionals job who goes to school for years and years. true true true. Well, I mean, would you would you ask your the Wendy's drive thru attendant what to do about your carburetor? I mean, if they like our mechanic on the off time, well, how would you know that? Why would you know that about the Wendy's drive thru and then you go jump all the way down the throat of the example. Let's say it's his first job. He's 16. He's worked at Wendy's for three Read aids and he's never driven a car before before people are confused by what we're talking about and you were 100% right did you know there's certain industries dying like after this podcast airs there's certain industries called the rain forest that is that is the okay that's the timber and wood industry Yeah, no, I didn't mean that I'm in industry jobs that are dying. What do you mean they're just not Oh, like bank tellers because they got the ATM to the side that will give you 510s and 20s jobs that are starting which is hilarious but they got three like ATMs inside next to two teller window right like that. That'd be a lot of pressure so you have one of them cashier and ATM or tellers or bank workers are definitely there because things are going more wrong right next to you replace librarians out of here well we didn't need them in the first place the Dewey Decimal System is ridiculous enough just it is a mental chore designed by a sick individual. Oh well travel is why you can't just use the alphabet we already have it everybody knows it just alpha ties the damn but nobody have time to be learning to do decimals anyway. They've been librarians libraries are what do we need them to find it all on the internet the library anymore like Amazon travel agents I guess because Expedia and all that stuff Yeah, it's not what I was never that's another thing I didn't understand like you pay somebody to book your vacation for like an amazing package where you get all the packages and everything is like vacations or like cable these days is hard is hard to get just a flight or just a like have you ever gone and tried to book something when you book a flight it the it'll work the next screen includes like your hotel it just goes to a hotel but you have to do you have to find a little tiny X in the top right corner like it and say I don't want I just want to fly I'm flying to Vegas and that is a stay at my uncle's house I don't need a hotel right I don't need a car he lives by the airport I'm a wall and you got to find the exit takes like 20 minutes right and then after you find but if you do the bundle it's two clicks you can spend$3,000 but you know it's a it's an all inclusive Pool Party pass all that foolishness you don't know not what I just want to take a nap again how what how is the bed was the lighting in the early episodes need to sleep it's either like a family trip or vacation right there's no monetize involved well the travel agents connection you know I can get my own my tie is cheaper if I pay them then how much my time money am I have left happy vacation with one my tie and as long as itinerary of things that I can do that now I cannot afford to do traveling on with $7 in my pocket Can I spend all the money on the inclusive so I can eat I can buy no souvenirs I just have to walk and look. Oh here's a new one. a doctor's Did you know doctors made that list? Doctors Yeah, our big guarding dwindling down. Now they're not extinct. But these are jobs that are dwindling down this year. Mainly because the whole thanks since he the global pandemic. Well yeah, I mean who would want to be a doctor right now as a doctor I would rather be a janitor at this point. I mean, actually it's better he better off we're going to McDonald's somewhere they jacked up the out like McDonald's like $25 an hour in some places because nobody wants to work right? That's so weird. Like we have a lot to get a second job. Oh, I think you're technically a third What are they gonna do fire me I just go back to work. Right? I didn't want this job. No, I think trying to buy a PlayStation five. Right? Well, good luck trying. Yeah, I I never thought about that. I can go get a second part time job is worth two days a week. They pay $50 an hour to flip burgers. Right? And they do right after? They can't fire you. I mean, yeah, we're gonna call him Don't answer the phone. What's remotely so just like yeah, no worries for like couple days. unplug your router every 20 minutes. Oh, man, my Internet's down again. You guys are terrible. You only had internet for two hours, right? When numbers are great for them two hours though. Like your numbers will be great. Because if you get you know, you get all the excuses and they take all the you know, the network downtime. You probably knock in the numbers. You only got four calls, or 20 minutes, hours number to be great. Does anyone really want to work that much though? China they work 100 in things like six days a week? No, no, it's not No. There's not nine days in a week is six days a week, nine hours. And like, I do a lot of things in China. We don't work from 9am to 9pm. six days a week. So you say you want to do more work. I mean, we can do more episode nine, six. This is definitely what I'm hearing is you feel, you know, underworked. You need more things to do? No. I mean, I catch up with China. That was that what is what I mean they are beating us at podcasting. No, no, we're beating them right. I don't think It's a competition Oh isn't everything competition? What will the Olympics have? You said the Olympics was a competition isn't everything in life a competition? There is no podcast Olympics there should be no well there shouldn't I don't there's no point or horrible decisions that's a radio show. They also have like a why we just people just listen it's fine yeah, it's a preference thing you can't you cannot create a competition out of something that's based solely in preference The reason sports work is because there is a finite amount of criteria rules and regulations that hold people to a standard and force them to compete under said rules and whoever can you know compete within the rules the best is the winner in you know in a that's why like you know, for the Oscars and the Grammys and all that stuff it's hard for me to really to think that that means a whole lot because it's it's what people like right it's art so everybody art touches people we make people feel different things different ways. I understand that like there is there is some structure there but it's it's only there until somebody finds a cool way to break it right like that's usually how it goes we're always pushing limits. So it's hard to have a true sense of competition when there's no true you know, rules or structure in art that sports is you know, you can compete it's easy there's points and there's rules are you know, what are the rules right? I can do color wheel or something I don't I don't know why. Art is subjective. You know, it's kind of like the episode we did about beauty it's an eye of the beholder Exactly, exactly. So you can't you know you can't compete but you can still be even if you are traditionally unattractive you can still be beautiful to someone that doesn't mean you got to be smelly doesn't mean you got to be dirty right? Like you can you can still like I say line up here if you don't want your unibrow brush your snaggle teeth whatever you got to do. If you can if you're going bald, just shave it all off. Don't don't do the horseshoe or whatever they call those weird patchy hairstyles and things you can do to you know amplify your strengths and if you just really really really ugly make a lot of money, right? Oh, like Amazon place? No, I mean, they were ugly. No, I mean just that whole I mean, that was a terrible segue I got you Amazon I know some of y'all out there doing your squats and your deadlift that's my fault and curls to catch cardio you're juicing you not all ugly it's alright Amazon I gotcha. I really wish you get that same day together though. Yet well I mean speaking of same day did you hear about the guy that same day delivery 314 heavy packages to one address? I just saw heavy packages just non descript heavy? Yeah, so he didn't order anything specific he was just like I need blank number of boxes and I need them to weigh anywhere between 50 to 80 pounds What do you want in the boxes? heavy things I don't think what what was in the box with me like Acme and bills or something? I don't know what that you can't just order heavy right like I'm I got half of mine to pull out my phone open up Amazon and type in heavy and see how much it costs me You can definitely do that we can pause the show and you can't you can't order heavy was an adjective you don't sell adjectives the boxes were heavy boxes they happen to be heavy I don't know what it was inside Exactly. But whatever the material was it was heavy so the point was for them to be heavy and it's not to know it was in the okay fine so he ordered all these heavy boxes and a bunch of stuff was it to like an old person or like Amazon driver came and delivered it and it took him an hour and 47 minutes to do this he didn't get a tip Why would he get it? He should but I'm pretty sure they didn't it was he upset he quit Amazon he said that was last day that's dumb he moved all the boxes and then quit if I was gonna quit I just got out the truck and left the heavy boxes in it Why are you going oh you're back out and then quit that's stupid and just left everything there until them come get the content above hypocrisy QA people need to consult before making life choices drastic decisions like because now you've done all the work they got what they wanted right we quit the so your shift is over good for you like that. No, nobody care if you quit after you do the work that doesn't have an effective okay. It doesn't know anything about that counterproductive. Why would you do that? That's not how you quit it. I doubt that it was a black person. It was Yeah, that's my stuff. We usually quit better than that. We got to quit quitting. I would have thought how to draw. A little better job net. He was pretty upset and he said he was opening the boxes as he was delivering her boxes. He's mad that she's hoping he won't Help you just watch Amazon deliver all 314 boxes yeah that's what you pay for shipping and handling so they ship it and then handle it to my door one of them as a demonstration where's the What do you draw? What do you mean that's not my job a bottle of water I currently have a torn medial meniscus I am not supposed to be lifting Amazon heavy boxes and what did they go and just assume there's always going to be an athletically inclined black man and every delivery location in case it's more than three boxes and they weren't 12 pounds it's your job to move boxes you know like to move boxes. I don't know. Let's say ups is hiring but call center job I guess it's not quite as catchy but you know, that's that's the job it sucks. But how it doesn't happen all the time, though. You know? And I just think you're doing it wrong if if you are going to quit if you're so upset if you get to the point where you feel like you need to quit because there's so many boxes Why keep moving but like if you knew you will go quit like it unless it took all 314 in which case you might want to stay at Amazon because I don't know that cognitively you are skilled to work too many other places. If it took you 314 box trips to decide you know what I don't like this this is not right maybe 20 What was he driving was the whole truck that well if that whole truck was that one delivery I did it and then just went like I'm done he that's what he did he did it at home indefinitely I wouldn't have done it indefinitely if that was one stop that's not that bad. What it couldn't have been too many more stops What else could eat like to think what else can you fit in the truck? Right like the Amazon trucks aren't right? I don't think any truck is really that big. Unless I don't know so it was maybe it was I don't know how dense Vibranium is Vibranium is really heavy and it was in a little tiny kit like the Tesseract cube size doesn't matter as you go down your Marvel example it still doesn't make sense that like you right he should have quit after like five I know there's no way right like why I'm telling you the night you just do all 314 and he just show up to work the next day right yeah like if you do all the work then like well that's the job if it's 314 boxes or three boxes that's that's how many I got to do tomorrow might have been a lightning I just that's I think every day after that would have probably been I like to say I'm pretty sure by definition all the days following that are going to be a light day but I think he had now he should go back to work because his decision made that like I don't think I really don't think anybody else go home I'm like because if I were interviewing Where do you work last? I worked at Amazon right well How'd that go? Well I liked it and then you know I had to get I got this one routers to me boxes well how many was it was 314 what At what point did you quit after the 314 he's decided that was you know what? Thank you I think we've got all we need. Just don't call us we'll call you We'll definitely call you or not you got to live and you got to tell them like they beat you or somebody abused you can't just be like well I moved 314 boxes on the 314 I realized this ain't for me right that I really I think companies want people that a little quicker on the draw than that. It's good to quit early yeah like before you move 314 boxes yeah that's that'd be a good time it's also good to like stick with something that stuff I think and if that's the case then he should at least come to work a few more days. You can't you don't you either don't move on 314 or you try a few more like is it gonna be 314 every day? Like he he should have at least shown up the next day to the scene if it was 314 or like well maybe the next day it's only three so like you know you got one big word and the rest of the week you just drive around and I don't know hope that they don't catch you or something but I feel like you just that he did it wrong that was all 314 that's ridiculous and then he had an urge to get mad at the person for opening the boxes that they ordered like I don't you dare open these boxes while delivering them to you and it took how many hours so if they're not going to hell and they can't open them and you're taking up all of the front of their house and so what they're supposed to do at their house they're just supposed to go hide in the bathroom for two hours till you're done moving the boxes that you were hired to move go watch a movie make yourself what depends on what you know where the TV is facing in relation to you know the no hidden wall which can I get a bottle of water on your lunch break if you brought water somewhere so you just wait outside for the Amazon delivery man with orange slices and water like a soccer game no but if he's if I see some if I know I ordered a significant amount of boxes I'm definitely going to like not be home. Yeah, that's the smart thing to do. Right? I would definitely not be home about 14 boxes whoever's like remind guys we're going on vacation you're leaving. Okay, we'll be back later during the night after it hopefully it's been delivered I don't know what do you do what you need 314 pieces of heavy things yet you haven't delivered to a peel box? No because then I have to so they can be angry at the post office No, I mean they wouldn't be breaking hungry at the post office. The issue is I still have to bring it home No, I think she did it right. You she used the service as it's designed there's if they didn't, if Amazon doesn't want to have to deliver 314 heavy boxes to the same address and there should be a weight quantity maximum on all orders, right? Like once the orders hit 1000 pounds and 300 boxes, you have to break it up into more or like if they don't want to do it then they can set thresholds it's it doesn't happen enough that so we did about the family got the SpongeBob icecreams I'm pretty sure they'd have been happy if there was some type of limit if Amazon were watching it, and I think that's the reason why I brought this up about the you know, the story we did about the podcast with Amazon because if I'm not mistaken, like Amazon is really loose with what they allow people to have and they just like, yeah, this doesn't seem like fraud. Here's your orders and all that stuff, even though it's like you know, not you add that if there's been several things we spoken about through this whole season. I do know that didn't they? Weren't they going to adopt the like, it's cheaper to be sued than to refund and you can directly to sue us which you pointed out who has the money to sue Amazon? I mean, yeah, yeah, that's it's like a class action suit. You better hope Scarlett Johansson doesn't order nothing. say she's not afraid. She's. She took on Disney. Yeah, she she's take on Amazon. I You said it would be here same day. I don't care for ordered on Sunday. I want it now. Great. hellofresh they've been doing my food anyways. Well, you shouldn't order things on Sunday, Scarlet. That is a runway. Let's go and don't release movies during a pandemic if you want them to come out in theaters. Speaking of things people can order. They can order shirts and mugs and such that's it. Maybe I can I can get Scarlet to wear one of our hoodies to court. I would wear whatever she wore you guys the same time don't think so? while you're away or whatever. Husband probably wouldn't like that. But she got a husband. The guy from Weekend Update and SNL Oh, I wonder how he feels about the lawsuit. Get him on the show. Do you support your wife? pursuit against the mega Corporation? That is Disney Do you fear for your life? Have you seen any of the Seven Dwarves around your home lately? Please just say I'm not suing them they're not coming from me. good graces never i would i would rather just not be on Disney's radar. sponsor the show oh my god amazing. Sponsored by ABC. That will be frightening. ABC brooch i think i think that's too much like being in a cult. It is no I don't want to be in a cult. It usually does it usually it costs you all of your worldly possessions eventually but after you get past that part it's it's like the kickbacks are amazing ever now you just broke after that. Yeah, but the kickbacks Scientology kickbacks are great. The kickback is you get to live in a hut and wear a smock and worship whoever it is you gave all your money to sounds like all religions. Anyways as you would like to give you a church and you don't have to live there you don't have to go there once a week if I could visit the cult you know weekly than maybe but they want you to commit your entire life I got fan I don't work I can't and sometimes I don't have a Wi Fi I need the internet to work on compounds and the diet is bad because in order to brainwash you eat they got to starve you first and then like I would it wouldn't it might it might take longer for me because I already don't sleep so I would just be they come in trying to wake me up and I would be up asking them what the Wi Fi password is like hey man, aren't you tired we're not got work to do and your Wi Fi with what's the password right so i don't i don't think I'm a very good cold candidate. But you know if there are any cults out there that are you know, lacking branding and they don't have you know, a uniform yet, they should head on over rotate about photography and I've got t shirts and hoodies you know, they beat the smocks like you don't have to wear the tunic situation. Just you know every day of traditional modern hoodies and T shirts you can buy them in bulk we've got all kinds of different sizes. You know we don't claim to share the political or religious views of those that buy our products but we are happy to supply to anyone that is in need of clothing and mugs because you know they don't like to feed people so if you want you got water bottles, right so for you know, maybe that'll be our liquid Just reach out to FEMA like they get 10 times maybe a little slow to pick up pass out your shirt it's like hey man, I want you guys to slice and stuff in bulk and then you can you know, fly over to the next hurricane and drop hit above hypocrisy party packs all over. I'm all down for that. I think I think we need to figure out we got to capitalize we're Americans. We got FEMA on the line. You know what, then? You know, I'll try to work on that. Are we taking a small break between the seasons? Oh, I mean, make me come right back to work. vacation. What is that? Ladies and gentlemen, Mark that's like a Greek concept right? Isn't that where they dress up in the sandals and then there's some wine drinking somebody gets sacrificed. The vodka vodka, Kashi on I think what is what is what is this? I think it's the old Greek ceremony. We work no days off. Mamba mentality you read the book vacate What is this vacation it's gotta be it's gotta be that Greek thing we back this over here though so we you know we just need to weed out we're not doing a vat of Casio or whatever it's crazy I'm atheists with an all the more reason not to you know partake in these religious ceremonies of of breaking for the Lord or whoever you break in for if you add double work for you you don't get no holiday no Christmas none of that what you shouldn't say is you're Jewish then you get every other weekend off and you can't use electricity after fire they got the most arbitrary rules I love when I've got law I mean no disrespect I just religious religion is confusing thing for me. And just and it's all gossip right it's a book that was written like you know, hundreds and hundreds of viewers get this just hearsay passed out over and over even play the game where you like whisper a one sentence around a circle and by the time it gets around it's a whole nother it's like it's a novel worth of misinformation and all hope that's that's religion. I know On that note, now that I have lost all of the listeners I've got left with like, Well, I was with them until they said God made it up. as well. I spend my time. I hope you enjoyed this season finale. Hopefully you'll be back next season. Hopefully I don't get struck by lightning. I really, I really take solace in the fact that glory is both have a sense of humor, if you believe in that kind of thing. So he's either laughing or sharpening a lightning bolt. Either way. That's my time. I will I'll see you guys next time. Drink water. Be safe. And don't fly spirit. We didn't save any fighting in the runway. If I told you I watched a movie. I bet you spirit on that plane. Alright, bye